The Merciless Chili of Quetzlzacatenango (Or the Pitts Family Chili Recipe)
Author: Christopher Pitts
“...I've added an extra ingredient just for you. The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango" -Chief Wiggum ( "El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)” 809 3F24) Warning: This Chili is VERY Hot
Ingredients
- 2- Large cans skinned tomatoes (squash into mush)
- 2- Cans Black Beans
- 1- Can Pinto Beans
- 1- Can Dark Red Kidney Beans
- 4- Large Anaheim Chile's
- 4- Red Chile Peppers
- 3- Green Bell Peppers
- 2- White Chile Peppers
- 5- Orange Habanero Peppers
- 1- Yellow Bell Pepper
- 1- Packet of taco seasoning
- 4- Heaping tablespoons chili powder
- 2- Tablespoons Cumin
- 4- Tablespoons minced garlic
- 4- Shots whiskey (The better the Whiskey, the better the flavor) - Grandad's Bonded 100 Proof
- 1- Bottle Newcastle Brown Ale
- ¼- Cup brown sugar
- Salt to taste
- 2- Shots of water (if desired)
Instructions
- Put the beans, whiskey, beer, taco seasoning, garlic, cumin, brown sugar, chili powder, and skinned mashed tomatoes into a large crock pot.
- Let that cook on high for about an hour.
- Cut all peppers (except Habaneros) into quarter sized chunks.
- Throw all the peppers (except the Habaneros) into a frying pan and sauté them on very hot heat with a dab of oil for a minute.
- Carefully (wearing gloves) dice the habaneros into the smallest pieces you can cut easily.
- Sauté the Habaneros for 30 seconds.
- Mix all the peppers into the crock pot with everything else.
- Let this whole mixture stew in the crock pot for 3 to 4 hours over high heat then reduce.
- Heat on low for 2 to 3 hours
- Carefully enjoy. – Christopher
Notes
Teach me, Chile and I shall Learn
Take me, Chile, and I shall Escape.
Focus my eyes, Chiles and I shall See.
Consume more Chiles.
I feel no pain, for the Chile is my teacher
I feel no pain, for the Chile takes me beyond myself.
I feel no pain, for the Chile gives me sight
-Litany against Pain, Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society
Barry's Updates - 12/31/2015
1 Can Black Beans instead of 2
1 Can Light Red Kidney Beans
No Anaheim Chile's
10 Red Chile Peppers
No Green Bell Peppers
No White Chile Peppers
10 Orange Habanero Peppers
No Yellow Bell Peppers
4 Poblano Peppers
4 Hungarian Wax Peppers
1 Can of Chipotle Peppers in Adobo sauce, chopped
2 Lbs Extra Lean Ground Beef
Brown ground beef and add to crock pot in step 1
I chop peppers into smaller pieces than quarter size.
Take me, Chile, and I shall Escape.
Focus my eyes, Chiles and I shall See.
Consume more Chiles.
I feel no pain, for the Chile is my teacher
I feel no pain, for the Chile takes me beyond myself.
I feel no pain, for the Chile gives me sight
-Litany against Pain, Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society
Barry's Updates - 12/31/2015
1 Can Black Beans instead of 2
1 Can Light Red Kidney Beans
No Anaheim Chile's
10 Red Chile Peppers
No Green Bell Peppers
No White Chile Peppers
10 Orange Habanero Peppers
No Yellow Bell Peppers
4 Poblano Peppers
4 Hungarian Wax Peppers
1 Can of Chipotle Peppers in Adobo sauce, chopped
2 Lbs Extra Lean Ground Beef
Brown ground beef and add to crock pot in step 1
I chop peppers into smaller pieces than quarter size.
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