The Merciless Chili of Quetzlzacatenango (Or the Pitts Family Chili Recipe)

The Merciless Chili of Quetzlzacatenango (Or the Pitts Family Chili Recipe)
Recipe type: Chili
Cuisine: TexMex
“...I've added an extra ingredient just for you. The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango" -Chief Wiggum ( "El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)” 809 3F24) Warning: This Chili is VERY Hot
  • 2- Large cans skinned tomatoes (squash into mush)
  • 2- Cans Black Beans
  • 1- Can Pinto Beans
  • 1- Can Dark Red Kidney Beans
  • 4- Large Anaheim Chile's
  • 4- Red Chile Peppers
  • 3- Green Bell Peppers
  • 2- White Chile Peppers
  • 5- Orange Habanero Peppers
  • 1- Yellow Bell Pepper
  • 1- Packet of taco seasoning
  • 4- Heaping tablespoons chili powder
  • 2- Tablespoons Cumin
  • 4- Tablespoons minced garlic
  • 4- Shots whiskey (The better the Whiskey, the better the flavor) - Grandad's Bonded 100 Proof
  • 1- Bottle Newcastle Brown Ale
  • ¼- Cup brown sugar
  • Salt to taste
  • 2- Shots of water (if desired)
  1. Put the beans, whiskey, beer, taco seasoning, garlic, cumin, brown sugar, chili powder, and skinned mashed tomatoes into a large crock pot.
  2. Let that cook on high for about an hour.
  3. Cut all peppers (except Habaneros) into quarter sized chunks.
  4. Throw all the peppers (except the Habaneros) into a frying pan and sauté them on very hot heat with a dab of oil for a minute.
  5. Carefully (wearing gloves) dice the habaneros into the smallest pieces you can cut easily.
  6. Sauté the Habaneros for 30 seconds.
  7. Mix all the peppers into the crock pot with everything else.
  8. Let this whole mixture stew in the crock pot for 3 to 4 hours over high heat then reduce.
  9. Heat on low for 2 to 3 hours
  10. Carefully enjoy. – Christopher
Teach me, Chile and I shall Learn
Take me, Chile, and I shall Escape.
Focus my eyes, Chiles and I shall See.
Consume more Chiles.
I feel no pain, for the Chile is my teacher
I feel no pain, for the Chile takes me beyond myself.
I feel no pain, for the Chile gives me sight
-Litany against Pain, Transcendental Capsaicinophilic Society

Barry's Updates - 12/31/2015
1 Can Black Beans instead of 2
1 Can Light Red Kidney Beans
No Anaheim Chile's
10 Red Chile Peppers
No Green Bell Peppers
No White Chile Peppers
10 Orange Habanero Peppers
No Yellow Bell Peppers
4 Poblano Peppers
4 Hungarian Wax Peppers
1 Can of Chipotle Peppers in Adobo sauce, chopped
2 Lbs Extra Lean Ground Beef
Brown ground beef and add to crock pot in step 1
I chop peppers into smaller pieces than quarter size.


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